I get a calling out from our bedroom. Something to the effect of, “I’m horny. I think I’m gonna jack-off.” Like hell he will. I pad directly from the office and proceed straight for his dick. Mission accomplished!
No it’s not Greg. However this is a total embodiment of my husband. Very handsome, nice penis.
The fatal similarity in this pic is he’s holding a power tool. You do not give Greg power tools – trust me. Be AFRAID if you do.
And to be fair about matters, likewise, do not hand me a chainsaw.
All the Joy and Blessing to You on this Day.Tags: Everyday Life
Some wise sage once told me…It’s better to believe in God and find out you’re wrong - than not to believe and find out you were wrong.Tags: Everyday Life
Apr 14 2014
[2 Corinthians 1:4] “He comes alongside us when we go through hard times, and before you know it, he brings us alongside someone else who is going through hard times so that we can be there for that person just as God was there for us.”
Sunday is my favorite day. I try and sleep in late (hard to do with an internal body clock set to go off at 4 AM.) I try not to do shit – I just chill. Morning ritual is, classical music, a mug of coffee and the Sunday crossword (I get to the “guts” [sale ads] later.) And if and when I can pull this off (iffy) naked outdoors on the balcony. I’m in heaven.
Now Sunday is also the time when I become a pain in the ass to my husband. I’m a horny-assed MF. We have had more issues on Sunday morning than I can count. Yet, I strive. Most usually I lose. Prick! (Luv U Hun!!!!)
I blame this Sunday nonsense on my parents. (It’s not nonsense) Sundays were family, big meals, and peace and quiet. It meant church (OY). Try as a 3 year old to sit still during the homily. NOT!! (Yeah…I was the “problem” child. LOL)
Sooo. It’s early on a Sunday morning. I’ve been up for a while. My Husband (still sleeping) is in grave peril of being molested – AGAIN. I’ll probably lose again – but I’m gonna give it my best shot.
Being in love is just AWESOME!!!!
Tags: Everyday Life
Son?!? I may be alpha. I may be male. But you bring me flowers and I’m all yours.
Let’s just git in that truck and find some dirt.
Ohhh, just plow me.
I’m in love
I just want to see their rods and reels – if you get my gist!
Nothing better than being butt-naked outdoors.
I just melt over redheads
OK. Rope me. (He he)
Trucks and rednecks are a given
Apr 12 2014
I know how to munch an ass.
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